My house is haunted PLEASE help?

NO! Do not call an exorcist! Dinosaurs and sharks will kill an exorcist in a heart beat. Wait to call one. Id start off by flirting with one of the the werewolves, get to know him then ask him on a date. Now that the werewolves are on your side you can wipe out the witches, swamp creatures, gremlins, zombies, goblins, vampires and a few dinosaurs. Next call fred flinstone. get him to tame a braculasauraus or a t rex to kill off the rest of the dinosaurs and the ogres. Step on the spiders or poison them(size doesnt matter, poison kills all sizes). The sharks shouldnt be a problem if theres no water, if theres water just punch the sharks in the nose, it really does work. If the sharks are massive just stay out of the water or feed david bowie to them. NOW call an exorcist for the undead and ghosts. Then call border control. Break up with your werewolf boyfriend but tell him you still want to be friends and that you might get back together. He'll slowly get over you. Problem solved!